Record: 81-64-1 (+14.5 units)
Recap:
Winner. Christmas delivered. He was shit. He threw a terrible interception and was taking terrible sacks and it was wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. The Chiefs defense did enough to contain the fucker. The game script wasn’t the best for this under but thankfully the Steelers always quit early. They ran the ball out enough on the final drive and it hit. A nice winner and a much needed winner for Christmas. Not only a win for me but Chiefs get the one seed too. Perfect. A truly splendid Christmas.
Lock: Geno Smith U252.5 Passing Yards 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are going with another QB prop. I may be addicted to betting against shit QBs. Not only is this a shit QB but it is also a QB on a team that has nothing to play for. The Seahawks don’t need this game and it has no affect on whether or not they make the playoffs. They need the Rams to lose this weekend and this game doesn’t mean shit. Geno Smith has been banged up all year so I am assuming they are going to take it easy and keep him healthy for next week if the Rams game means something. I don’t see why they go all out passing tonight since this game is absolutely meaningless for the division. They should hopefully save all of their explosive passing plays for next week. I also like the Bears defense and I know they haven’t been great recently but they still can get some stops and force incompletions. I think this line is too high with how meaningless this game is. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U252.5 in 4/L4 on the road
U252.5 in 4/L6