Record: 72-54-1 (+16.4 units)
Recap:
Pain. Another fucking loser. I should have never challenged the beast even though I was only one fucking play away from this hitting. He had 60 with less than one minute left in the half. UNLV was playing Jeanty perfectly and then fell asleep for one play and it was a 75 yard TD to end the half. That’s it. That’s the bet dead in the water. Fuck man. I fucked this one. I should have just gone the under. I am a fucking idiot. I flipped flopped today and yesterday and it shafted me. I should have gone under Jacobs for TNF but I went primetime under. I then went under Jeanty but I should have gone game under. Brilliant. This one hurts a lot. I was one play from hitting. All UNLV had to do was end the half containing the fucker and they fucked me instead. The UNLV offense was useless too. They couldn’t keep the ball and kill any of the clock and they were so shit they let Boise State kill the game in the fourth quarter with Jeanty. Fuckin bullshit. I lost to one fucking play and it hurts. I am sick. Fuck.
Lock: Lehigh/Idaho U50.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Looking at all of the conference championship games I didn’t like any of them. I still had to fulfill my itch for football so we are going to the FCS. I don’t think I have ever bet on the FCS so this should be fun. I love this spot though for the under. Lehigh got their upset win this week and I now think they get crushed by Idaho. I do think their defense is good enough to get some stops. I think Idaho on defense can do enough to stop this dogshit Lehigh offense. Idaho’s offense is good but I don’t think they are going to obliterate Lehigh. I think it’s similar game to last year for Idaho who also had the bye and then a home game and only put up 20. This all makes up for a lower scoring game. All I need is a couple stops from Lehigh and an average Idaho defense to show up and this hits. This line is simply too high and it is as simple as that. This was by far the best bet on the board and I don’t care if only 10 people watch this game I am taking it. Give me this under. I need to get back some units after two terrible losses. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Idaho under in 2/L2
Lehigh averaging 12 points allowed L5