*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 34-24
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
Cups of the rose. This has now become a slump. I fucking hate baseball. How does it end 1-0. How. Fuck my life right now. I need to win something. I can’t comprehend a regular season baseball game ending 1-0. I should have just taking the fucking ML. Oh well, I guess. It is really fucking shit right now. I have to snap out of it. I just have to. On to the next.
Lock: Warriors/Kings Under 229.5
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I can’t win on a player’s under. So why not bet on everyones under. Miss. Miss. Miss. Please one time. Game 7. These teams know in order for them to win they have to play defense. Kings are going to want to push the floor and I think the Warriors counter this by playing slow as hell. Please one time. I need this one bad. I need to get out of this fucking slump. Please I pray there is some sort of defense in this game. Please keep this in your thoughts and prayers and send some PLP.
Unbiased Stats:
Under is 4-1 in Warriors last 5 games following a straight up loss
Under is 18-7-1 in Warriors last 26 vs. a team with a winning straight up record
Under is 13-6-1 in the last 20 meetings in Sacramento
Under is 5-0 in Kings last 5 games playing on 1 days rest