Lunch Break Lock

Record: 182-174-8 (-18.8u)

Recap:

What sort of sick joke is this shit. I mean really. What the fuck. He only pitched 3.1 fucking innings. He gave up five home runs. And somehow still got 7 Ks. Can’t make that up. He got 10 outs and 7 were Ks. I mean really how fucking unlucky is that. It was either a HR or K. The Reds really couldn’t fly out or ground out. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I mean looking at it I still think it was a smart play. I just got incredibly unlucky. I mean no other way to really put it. I guess I should have not gone with Ks. Fuck me.

Lock: Max Scherzer U5.5 Hits Allowed 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I mean this is the guy. I know he is old and had an injury but he is still that guy. He is going to shutdown the Astros. Last year he pitched great against them and I expect him to do the same today. He is going to have a clean inning or two and this is going to hit. I feel that this line is way too high for one of the best pitchers in baseball. I think that he also doesn’t pitch a full six innings and that helps this bet. I love this under. I love the spot. I love unders. This goes under. For Underia 🚇🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U5.5 in 3/L4 vs the Astros

Averaging 4.8 hits allowed per game this season

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