*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 35-24
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!!! Thank God. I really needed that. I lost all hope this would hit in the 1Q. So this is truly a miracle. They were hitting everything in the first half and thankfully that stopped in the second. I thought I would lose to late bullshit free throws but it never even got close to that. The Kings gave up, they were too inexperienced for this moment and shot terribly in that second half. God Bless them. Finally back on the board. Thank you for your PLP and you are fucking welcome for the pick.
Lock: Michael Porter Jr. Under 16.5 Points
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Back to betting against role players. Porter has been pretty mediocre in these playoffs and I do not see that changing. Suns are going to get after it this game. It would be real nice if it was 1-1 going back home. I think if the Suns do lose it’s to Murray and Jokic popping off. I just can’t see Porter going off tonight. He will put up some shots make a couple but he isn’t going to have a 17+ point performance. It is just not happening. It is getting more and more scary each day with the dwindling number of games on the board. I am dreading the coming days of it just being baseball. But I am going to enjoy this one. Please keep this in your thoughts and prayers and send some PLP.
Unbiased Stats:
Under 16.5 Points in 7/7 games against the Suns
Averaging 8.4 Points against the Suns in his career
Averaging 15 Points in L5
