*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 36-24
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!!! Too easy. Way too easy. Low scoring. MPJ barely played the second half. Terrible shooting night. Not much else to say. Just a good ole easy winner. Thank you for your PLP and you are fucking welcome for the pick.
Lock: Los Angeles Lakers +4.5 vs Golden State Warriors
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going to be at this game. I don’t lose at these games. Lebron knows he can take this one. He has the rest. The Warriors are coming off a game seven and they are going to be exhausted. This is a different Lakers team. They have chemistry. They have shooters. They have playmakers. It is going to be a tight series but the Lakers take game one. Simple. Please keep this in your thoughts and prayers and send some PLP.
Unbiased Stats:
Lakers are 4-0 ATS in their last 4 Conference Semifinals games
Lakers are 5-2 ATS in the last 7 meetings
Warriors are 4-11-1 ATS in their last 16 Tuesday games