Record: 35-25-1 (+8.3 units)
Recap:
I am hurt. I am lost. What really just happened? Seriously, what just happened? I mean I don’t even know what to say. How the fuck did that lose? How? 12 points in the first fucking half and this goes over. No points in the first fucking quarter. I really don’t know what I watched in that fourth quarter. How was I at one point praying for a fucking push? I couldn’t even get that. What the fuck even happened? A safety to a fucking onside punt. What the fuck? Then they get the ball at the fucking ten. I thought my prayers were fucking answered when they went for it on fourth down… they were not. Pollard fucked me. I mean what a stat padder. Fuck the Dolphins too. Have some fucking pride at home and stop the fourth down. Fuck Will Levis too. I bet against that idiot not against Rudolph. Fuck. Huntley on the other side fucked my push by taking a safety. I was as mad as the Titans coach was about the onside. Possibly now the dumbest play in all of the sports and I get fucked by it. An onside safety punt. Fucking hell. Adding this entire game to the shit list. I mean I got fucking rinsed.
Lock: Tigers/Astros U6.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
A bright and early lunch break lock. I can’t believe I am saying this but I am excited for baseball. Baseball playoffs hit differently after getting shafted in football for three days. I like this under the most out of all four but I do love them all. The Wild Card last year brought us unders in game one and I am expecting that to happen again here. We have two pitchers that are lights out. We have one team that is experienced but they have been a little cold recently. I also expect Skubal to shut down this lineup. We have the Tigers that got hot late but didn’t put up many runs late in the season. I am also expecting the inexperience and nerves should affect their batting. Valdez also has the experience to shutdown this team. This all sets up for a perfect under. A perfect way to start the playoffs. I need this one real fucking bad. Please just go fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Tigers 3/L4
Under in Astros 2/L3
U6.5 in Tigers/Astros 2/L3
