Lunch Break Lock

Record: 84-69-1 (+13.1 units)

Recap:

Winner. Massive winner after the bullshit that happened yesterday. This one wasn’t easy even though it should have been. I knew I was in for some bullshit when the first quarter ended 0-0. I can never have anything easy. I mean how can you make up the end of the first half and start of the second half. I was so fucked in the third quarter. I couldn’t believe it but at the same time I am so used to this bullshit now I wasn’t surprised. The defenses were perfect and yet I was fucked. The fumble to the Notre Dame TD to the opening kickoff return for a TD. It was unbelievable. This should have hit with ease with how the offenses and defenses were playing but instead it was a sweat. Thank God this won. I deserved this win. I predicted how the offenses and defenses would play perfectly and after the bullshit it still hit. Notre Dame’s defense stepped up and both offenses got shut down in the fourth quarter. Perfect ending and a great fookin under. Now I need more.

Lock: Michigan State/Ohio State U149.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are back to college basketball. I love football but I am glad we get a break to watch some bricks. We have a classic ranked going into an unranked arena. This number is too high for this matchup. Although OSU has’t had a great season I still believe that they can get some stops at home against a ranked team. These are the games that teams like OSU get up for and play defense. MSU has only played one real game on the road so I expect them to have some problems shooting on the road. Both of these teams are also hitting this over at a higher clip compared to last season so we need some regression. This all sets up for the under. I am looking forward to watching some hoops. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in OSU’s 4/L6

Under in MSU’s 6/L9

MSU/OSU U149.5 in 5/L7

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