Record: 19-13-1 (+4.1 units)
Recap:
Winner. Finally some fucking class in college football. I know it didn’t matter to this total but it was nice to see. I am glad it happened during a game everyone was watching too. Hopefully every coach took note of that especially that shithead at Army. The announcers said it best that it’s almost more demoralizing watching the other team take a knee than score a TD. So please going forward every college team please fucking do that. DJ won me this bet but also almost cost me this bet. He couldn’t throw for shit and missed a wide open TD but then almost fucked me with the fourth down INT. I don’t know if I should blame DJ for that or Norvell’s dumb ass decision making since they were only down 8. Another winner though and we are moving in the right direction. Time for a great, great week.
Lock: Dream/Mercury U40.5 1Q 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I can’t believe I am back here but here we are. My last bet on the Dream fucked me so hopefully that doesn’t happen again. These teams are shit in the first quarter. The two worst teams in the first quarter in the league. The Dream are still on there road trip and should be tired for the last game of the trip. The Mercury have been horrendous in the first quarter these past couple of games. This quarter is going to go under. One of these teams is going to go under 20 points. I know both of these teams can’t go over 20. With how many games these teams have been playing too they are going to be tired to start. It is as simple as that. I only have to watch one quarter of the WNBA which is the perfect amount to watch. Give me this fucking under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Dream average 19.2 1Q Points
Mercury average 19.1 1Q Points
Dream U40.5 1Q in 4/L4
Mercury U40.5 1Q in 3/L3
