Record: 86-69-2 (+14.9 units)
Recap:
Push. Fucking brutal. How does this push? This feels more like a loss than a win. It was pacing pretty solid for the entire game. I don’t get Houston starting their guys for the first drive and of course they drove down the field for a touchdown to start the game. I am praying Karma gets them next week for startin them for no fucking reason. The game did settle down after the TD until a dog shit 90 yard TD. I guess that’s what I get for betting on the fucking Titans defense to make a tackle. Fuck me they are atrocious. It settled down again and by the fourth quarter I had 15 points to work in a game where they hadn’t scored a TD in really two quarters. Then the fucking loser dogshit QB Will Levis came in and I knew I was in trouble. That joke of a QB fumbled it and gave the Texans a TD and he wasn’t done fucking me there. He then the next drive was under pressure and just heaved the ball deep and of course there was a receiver there that he probably didn’t even mean to throw to and caught the touchdown. There was no way he was missing the two point conversion after that bullshit. I then found myself on the verge of a loser if the Texans didn’t convert a couple first downs and the kill the game. Thank God they did because a loss there would have been life ending. Unbelievable. This game deserved to go under. Bullshit after bullshit and this pushed. It was a dog shit over day today so I guess a push isn’t that bad. It really hurts how it happened though and I hope Will Levis never plays an NFL snap again. Pain.
Lock: TCU/Houston U128.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are back to college basketball. I am going with the best defensive team in the nation to control the pace and dominate in the paint. Houston is going to win this game and I think it is a slow painful death for TCU. TCU doesn’t play quick and they are going to most likely have to match Houston’s pace. TCU also doesn’t really score and I don’t see how that changes tonight. Houston is going to do what Houston does and that is play phenomenal defense, play slow, and block a lot of shots. I know it is a low number but I am expecting this game to barely break triple digits. We are going to get a perfect under. Give me this under after the shit push. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in TCU’s 7/L10
Under in Houston’s 7/L10
Under in Houston’s 11/L13 on a Monday
