Record: 74-54-1 (+18.2 units)
Recap:
Winner. I finally got a nice relaxing winner. It was easy from start to finish. I know overtime could have fucked me but honestly I was never worried about it. If it went OT then field goal then field goal then TD you have to laugh at it because it would be that stupid. Outside of that it was one of the easiest bets ever. It went exactly as I thought it would go. Nobody could score and it was simple. It was a shit show for both offenses and that’s an under. Needed an easy one. I have had to sweat winners or losers the past week so I am glad I got an easy one. I went with the simple pick and it worked. Now I need to keep pushing for 20u.
Lock: Dallas Cowboys U21.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going with a team total. I am going against the team that is shit. I have not been fooled by what has happened the last two weeks with this team. They have hit this over the last two weeks without Dak but if you take a deeper look they shouldn’t have. They got that pick six on Thanksgiving when they really should have finished at 20. They beat the Commanders and hit 34 but that was because of the two kick off returns so if you take off those they stay under this number. Then you look at the two games before that with Cooper Rush and they score 6 and 10 points and that’s what’s going to happen tonight. I know the Bengals defense has been dogshit but they have to show up against this shit Cowboys offense. If you look at their performance it really isn’t as bad as it looks too. They aren’t getting into shootouts with bad teams. They are simply letting good playoff teams score a shit ton on them. They have only allowed 17 points on average this season against non playoff teams. Their latest game against a bad team was against the Raiders and they only got over this number because of a meaningless garbage time TD. This is why I love this under. I think I am getting an extra two to three points and this Cowboys offense doesn’t do shit tonight. The Bengals defense is going to wake up and show up this game. The coaching staff has had enough time this week to work on how to fix this defense and I think it finally works this week. I love this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Cowboys U21.5 in 6/L9
Team under .500 average 17 points against the Bengals this season
