Record: 68-51-1 (+15.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. Max pain. Max fucking pain. Seriously how does this lose. Aidan turned into Mahomes on the final drive and fucked me. He was pacing under the entire game. Fuck. I had flashbacks to the old Chiefs this game. By old I mean the Chiefs pre Mahomes. Andy Reid was the old Andy Reid this game with a masterclass play call and dialing up a throw on 3rd and 2. Why? Run the damn ball there. Fuckin hell. He turned into Eagles Reid and fucked me. He had so many chances to kill this game but kept putting Mahomes in a position to get sacked. He was having terrible red zone play calls too. That fucked this bet. I can’t believe this shit lost. It was live at 19.5 at halftime. Another insane bullshit loss. I still love Andy Reid for changing my life and giving me three of the best days and years of my life but man did he fuck me here. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Arkansas/Missouri U54 2u to win 1.7u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going big. I am going with two teams that have fucked me this season but this is where I get my revenge. I still do not trust these offenses and the line doesn’t make sense. Arkansas fucked me Week 1 and I have not forgotten about it. Some bullshit where they ran up the score against that shit FBS school. They aren’t going to do any of that against this Missouri defense. I know their defense fucked me a couple of weeks ago but now we know that South Carolina is actually good and this is Arkansas. Missouri’s offense isn’t anything crazy too and I don’t see them giving a complete ass whooping to Arkansas. Pittman is potentially playing for his job so he needs to at least keep this one close and fire up his defense. It is going to be cold in Colombia and it is going to snow in the morning so hopefully that slows down the field and the game. The bets are also on the over but the money is on the under. Thas is why I really love it. The sharps see it as I see it and we are doubling up on this bitch. We get back and get right here. Give me this fookin Under. Under. Under Under.
Unbiased Stats:
Under Arkansas/Missouri in 8/12
