Lunch Break Lock

Record: 61-44-1 (+16.8 units)

Recap:

WINNER. Another close fookin winner. I thought I was about to get bent over by the referees. 50 fucking fouls. 50. Some of the calls were the softest I have ever seen. This game started great with both teams struggling to score but then shit was beginning to hit the fan to end the half. It was terrible call after terrible call to end the half and also a bullshit technical call. I thought I was fucked in the second half. There were 7 fouls in the first two fucking minutes. Absolute bullshit fouls and I thought it was rigged for the over. I hate when people complain that games are rigged but if there is a sport to rig it’s college basketball and it sure looked like that was happening. By a fucking miracle it was saved in the last 10 minutes. Penn State got the lead and the game slowed down and all I had to do was avoid walk on bullshit. That’s exactly what happened and I got saved by good sportsmanship with the final possession and this shit by a half fucking point. I honestly thought they were going to call an and one too on VT’s final possesion but they didn’t which gave me hope in college basketball not being fixed. I am still not ruling it out with how that game went but it was a good way to end. Another tight fucking winner and I am ready for more. I want to keep stacking wins this weekend.

Lock: LaNorris Sellers U206.5 Pass Yards 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am going with a prop. I don’t usually go with a college football prop on a Saturday but that is how much I love this one. We got a freshman QB in his first game starting in his teams first game ranked. He is going to be shit and the nerves are going to get to him. Missouri has an elite passing defense and they are going to shit on this kid. They are ranked 8th best against the pass and they are going to have a field day against a freshman QB. They are also ranked and will be looking to defend their ranking. He has only been hitting this over recently because he has had some receivers break tackles and have 50 yard completions. Missouri is going to limit the break out passes and let them run on them. The way you beat Missouri is by running the damn football on them and that is what South Carolina will do. Sellers is a running quarterback and he is going to get all of his big plays with his legs and not with his arm. This is going to be a ground and pound game for South Carolina. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U206.5 in 5/8 this season

U206.5 in 3/L4 at home

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