Record: 82-66-1 (+13.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. Dead loser. Terrible beg and it wasn’t close. That may have been the worst display of a defensive line I have ever seen. It was as if it was a flag football game and there was one guy rushing the QB. This defense was dogshit and I thought they would how up like they did against the Bills. The idea of them taking it easy on Herbert was dead wrong too. Those fucking idiots were keeping him in late up a million too and I was hoping for some karma because for that nonsense. It was pretty much dead and it half and it was a shit pick. Nothing else to really say other than I have to be better. I guess I have to take in account for defensive lines to not show up for a game. Fuck.
I want to add that another thing that I was also looking at the Broncos/Bengals under and I would be on the floor right now if I had that. My thoughts and prayers for any comrades that had that under.
Lock: Cowboys/Eagles U38.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going for an under in a divisional game that really doesn’t mean shit. The Eagles are winning this game. I think they win it in a lower scoring game. The Cowboys got their upset win last week and now it’s time for their offense to go to shit. It’s going to be shit weather and I don’t see how that helps this Cowboys offense. I see this being a slow kill by the Eagles where they ground and pound this Cowboys defense to death. This is the perfect matchup for an under. The Cowboys defense can stop this Eagles offense and the Eagles defense can stop this over performing Cowboys offense. It’s as simple as that. We get shit weather and we get an under.
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Eagles’ 5/L7
Under in Eagles’ 4/L5 against NFC East
