*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 42-31
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
Cups of the rose. Dud. A real fucking dud. Awful pick. The Lakers couldn’t stop him. I thought they could. I should have gone with Russell. This is a tough series for me because I want to see my Lakers win. It is going to be tough betting against them. I am in a real corner with that series. Oh well on to the next.
Lock: Marcus Smart under 14.5 Points
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Love it. Going back to Smart. I hate this fucker. He popped off when I went against him then was non existent in the following game. That has to happen again tonight. I need Mazzulla to go with other guys in this game. I need Smart to be asleep like he has been in previous series for game one. Please. I need this one. Smart please just fuck off for this game.
Unbiased Stats:
Averaging 11.6 points L20 at home
Averaging 12.3 points this season
Averaging 11.5 points in game one this season