*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 43-32
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
Cups of the rose. Fuck. I am in a slump. I can’t find a winner. I have been taking stupid stupid bets. I need to find my love for gambling again because these last few NBA games have been really killing my motivation. The Lakers losing also hasn’t helped. This pick wasn’t atrocious it just lost in a really shitty fashion. I was a minute away from winning this one. The Celtics made there run right at the start of the second as expected lol. Thank god those bastards lost they deserved it. Going purely on stats for this next one because I do not have a feel for anything rn. Oh well onto the next.
Lock: Caleb Martin Under 6.5 RA
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Caleb Martin. Do I know anything about him? No. Could I recognize him in a lineup? No. Have I watched a shit ton of the Heat and still have no idea who he is? Yes. Perfect. This is a pure stats play. I love it. I love how I have watched him play so much and still barely know who he is or how he plays. I really couldn’t tell you the difference between Martin and Vincent because I only pay attention to Jimmy. This is all about the stats. I haven’t had a pure stats play in a while so hopefully that makes the difference tonight. I have a good feeling about this one. This is where I turn it around.
Unbiased Stats:
Averaging 6 RA L5
Averaging 4.33 RA this season against the Celtics
Averaging 5.8 L20 at home
