*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 43-33
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
Cups of the rose. Shit. Shit. Shit. And more shot. I need to fix something. Picking too slow and not consistent enough. Something has to change. Went with the stats and that failed me. Barely too of course he gets pulled after hitting 7
Lock: Celtics/Heat Under 214.5
Groundbreaking Analysis:
No chance every game this series goes over. Tonight it’s the under. Back to basics. Can’t hit a prop so let’s go with a classic under. I love that it hasn’t hit yet because that means it has to hit tonight. This game has to be tight. It’s a close low scoring game. Love it.
Unbiased Stats:
Under is 4-1 in the last 5 meetings in Miami
Under is 9-4 in Heat last 13 Tuesday games
