Lunch Break Lock

*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 43-34

Nobody Cares Now Recap:

Cups of the rose. I am sick I want to throw up. That was the worst fucking loss ever. Three fucking take fouls. 3. WTF. I hate Jaylen Brown. That fucker took a take foul just to get off the floor with a minute left. Hey Jaylen what the fuck are you doing. There is a minute left just play or throw the ball out of bounds or even call a timeout. You fucking asshole. Prichard too is an asshole too. That piece of shit didn’t need to drive for that layup. That stat padding piece of shit. I understand a losing team wants to make the loss not look as bad but to lose by a fucking bench player on the winning team is atrocious. Know your role bud and I hope you are out of the league next year. I am really mad. That was horrible. I need a winner. I am getting slaughtered.

Lock: Derrick White Under 18.5 PRA

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I hate this guy. I need to find a winner. I think Boston needs to play their bigger lineup which means White shouldn’t get as many minutes. I have never been a fan of his shooting. Hopefully all of that leads to an under. The stats are great on it and my hatred for the Celtics and what they did to me last game means its a perfect match. Please God. I really need a winner. Please send some PLP.

Unbiased Stats:

Averaging 14.1 PRA L10

Averaging 15.5 PRA this series

Averaging 17 PRA L10 at home

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