*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 43-37
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
Cups of the rose. Now is the time where I say I have no fucking clue what I am doing. Of course Weathers was an absolute bum. That second inning was a joke. What a fucking bum. Of course the Braves/Dbacks goes over and this entire game goes under. FML. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I need to keep fighting. They want me to stop, but I am not going to stop. I will fight through the pain. I will get hot in baseball. I know I will. Oh well. Fuck this is hurting. On to the next.
Lock: Cardinals/Rangers O5.5 F5
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Flip Flop. Flip Flop. I am not fucking leaving the F5. I am switching to an over yet again. I am doing it. I like this one a lot again which means it is going to fucking lose. That is just how it is going lately. Cardinals are great in the F5. The Rangers are the best at home in the F5. Love it. I like these overs in MLB because of the rule changes this year. I know the books calculate it in their brain but I still feel like there is some edge in the overs. Love the matchup. These pitchers suck. How about we finally get a win in baseball? Please send some PLP.
Unbiased Stats:
Rangers are the highest scoring teams in the league in the F5
Rangers are the highest scoring teams in the league at home in the F5
St. Louis is averaging 2.53 runs in the F5
