Record: 57-42-1 (+15.2 units)
Recap:
WINNER. Holy shit that was not easy. That is the definition of a sweat. As most of these go it started off perfect and the live line was moving down, until the disastrous end to the second quarter. Two late Penn State TDs and I was staring at another loser at half with 28. I mean I had to live with the first TD but for UW to give up two TDs there was atrocious. I was real down and out at halftime I thought I had lost all the magic. I was in a really dark place thinking about how I was close to taking UW U16.5. I regained hope with that brilliant third quarter. A beautiful quarter with only a field goal and a missed field goal. Three long drives and it was gorgeous. I still wasn’t pleased with the one field goal since it was from UW and it is cowardly to ever kick a fg down 28. I was doing the mental math to start the fourth and I knew I still needed a lot since I got such a shit number. 90% of that quarter went perfectly. An insanely long Penn State TD and I thought I was in a real good spot. All I needed was one UW stop and I fookin got it and it was in a perfect spot since they killed the clock and it was at Penn States 10. I had to avoid disaster and boy did I barely fucking avoid it. I was about to kms if Smith scored on the 90 yard run. I got saved by that tackle. I honestly don’t know what I would have done if Penn State scored on the last two plays. That classless fucking piece of shit Franklin. What an absolute asshole running those two plays. You were up fuckin 29 why the fuck are you trying to run up the score. Dickhead. It won but I won’t forget about that. Two terrible coaches. Happy to get that win though I fucking needed it. I needed that momentum. Getting back to the winners circle feels amazing. Need to finish the weekend strong tomorrow.
Lock: Bills/Colts U47 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going with an early one. I am getting the win early and I am enjoying the rest of the day. The Colts offense is shit and we witnessed that last SNF. Their defense is solid and they will get some stops. Josh has been good but I think he is going to have some problems against this defense. Their defense is good enough to stop this dogshit Colts offense. It is a perfect spot. I don’t see how either team gets over 30. I think both teams maximum possible points is in the low 20s. I love this spot. This line is too high and I love it. Give me this under. I love this under. Underia wants back to back wins. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Bills’ 5/L6 on the road
Under in Colts’ 4/L5
Under in 7/L10 Colts/Buffalo
