*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 44-38
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!!! Finally. Thank God. Now let’s get hot. Mets won. God Bless. Went exactly as expected. It was slow to get there but it got there. Now we keep winning. We run fucking baseball now. Thank you for your PLP and you are fucking welcome for the pick.
Lock: Rays O5.5 Runs
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Love it. You can take them at -2.5 but why not just take their over runs. It’s the best team in the league against the worst team in the league. They are going to put up runs on fucking runs. They averaged 10 runs in their first series against the A’s so this number should be a cake walk. I get them at even money too. I fucking love it. I also love how the A’s have strung together five wins because that means they are due for a blowout. A’s are starting Kaprielian too who is a bum. Love it. Love it. Love it. Please send some PLP.
Unbiased Stats:
Rays average 10.3 runs against the A’s this season.
Rays average 5.8 runs a game this season.
A’s allow 6.6 runs a game this season.
