*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 44-39
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
Motherfuckin A’s. At least the run line and money line lost. 0 runs through 5. lol. A’s played great. Nothing else really to say. Pitching was phenomenal which I was not expecting. Umpire was a joke which didn’t help us at all. I mean fuck. I guess it was a lazy pick? But it really should have hit. A couple pitches and a couple balls go our way and its a winner. I mean just a shocker. Thats baseball I guess. Rinse and repeat.
Lock: Toronto Over 4.5 Runs
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I was thinking of being lazy again and taking the Rays but I didn’t. I will sprinkle a little on them but that’s after Toronto has 5+ runs. I love this spot. I don’t know if that means anything anymore with how shit I have been but I love it. Toronto is a great hitting team they are in the top ten hitting in the league and I see them putting up runs tonight. The Orioles are surprisingly good this season but that is because of their hitting and not because of their pitching which their hitting doesn’t affect us. I love it. Please give me a winner Toronto. Please send some PLP.
Unbiased Stats:
Bluejays are averaging 4.6 runs this season
Orioles are averaging 8.7 hits allowed this season
