*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 12-10
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
Cups of the rose. What a joke. I will never bet a side. I will never bet a side. I will never bet a side. I will never bet a side. I will never bet a side. I will never bet a side. I will never bet a side. I will never bet a side. I will never bet a side. I will never bet a side. I just can’t do that to myself. And I didn’t just copy and paste that I typed every fucking sentence so I can get it into my fuckin brain that I should not be betting a fuckin side. I hated that. Yea it was heart breaking since they controlled the entire game until the last five minutes but I should never be putting myself in that position. I am a hater. I should not be betting a fucking side. My other leans were under and of course they hit with fucking ease. Fuck . Fuck. Fuck. On to the next I guess. A pretty shitty first tourney day but you gotta love it… I guess.
Lock: UConn vs Iona Under 141
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am in a slump so I had to really think long and hard and find a winner. Love this one. Love it. Iona with Pitino in their last R64 game only scored 55. I think they and know they can put up more but they don’t try and win this game by outscoring UConn. Pitino knows how to win in March and did his research on Uconn. He knows in order to beat this team the formula is to play slow and focus on defense. UConn on the other hand also has a history with Hurley of coming out slow in the tourney. They have lost both of their R64 games under Hurley and averaged 58.5 points in those games. This means it’s an under. It just has to be. 141 is a good number too. A perfect spot to be in. The only thing I am afraid of is that unders killed yesterday. Thats just the illogical gambler mindset because that has nothing to do with this game. I really love this one. Absolutely love it. I have been cold recently so really need the thoughts and prayers for this one.
Unbiased Stats:
The total has gone UNDER in 9 of Iona’s last 13 games
The total has gone UNDER in 5 of Iona’s last 6 games played on a Friday
The total has gone UNDER in 4 of Connecticut’s last 5 games
The total has gone UNDER in 10 of Connecticut’s last 11 games played in March
Combined 10 of their last 15 games at a neutral site have gone UNDER
