Record: 60-44-1 (+15.9 units)
Recap:
Winner. I needed that winner. I deserved that winner. It was way, wayyyyyyy to fucking close but it fucking won and that’s all that matters. Hurts started off contained and that quickly fell apart right before half. Ended the half with 23 which is not pacing however I was a little more optimistic than I should have been because he got checked for a concussion right before half. I thought maybe, maybeeeee Sirianni would have a brain and keep him healthy and not design any QB runs in the second half. I was dead wrong and that fucking moron allowed Moore to call up a QB run the very first play on offense. I was fucked and I needed a miracle second half. I got a miracle and his name was Saquon Barkley. Hurts got stuck at 40 because of the monster that is Saquon Barkley. He got two massive touchdowns and allowed the Eagle to not have to use Hurts’ legs on offense. The Commanders weren’t the Commanders of this season and let the Eagles blow them out in the second half. The second half game script was perfect and it needed to be and Hurts kneeled it out and ended at 39. That’s a fucking close winner but a winner nonetheless. I have to say that if this didn’t survive and win I would have been in a real bad place. Why didn’t I go with the primetime under? I was asking myself that question this entire fucking game and was fuming for not taking it. That’s three primetime unders in a row and they are hot again. I was saying that a week ago and for some reason I am still not taking them. Idiot move but at least I am still winning and won the last two primetime bets. Needed this winner. Now let’s keep stacking em and have a weekend.
Lock: Penn State/Virginia Tech U150.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I didn’t like any college football matchups. I can’t bet on the NBA during group play. I had to go college basketball and I love this pick. These two teams are playing their first game against actual competition. They are both undefeated because they both have played nobodies. Penn State has been scoring too many points and they are going to start slowing down. They are simply due to score less than 80 because they are now facing an actual team. Virginia Tech has been playing nobodies and yet they still haven’t really been scoring a lot of points. They had struggles against Winthrop and couldn’t score more than 60 points against those shitters at home. They are going to have even more problems going up against an actual team. Both teams are playing their first game away from home. This means there are going to be problems scoring as they get used to a new arena which this leads to an under. I was also looking at the money for this game and all the money is on the under and the bets are on the over which I always love to see. I am looking for a nice easy under and with this matchup and I don’t think I am asking for much. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U150.5 in 7/L7 Penn State/Virginia Tech
Under in 6/L7 for VT vs Big 10
