Lunch Break Lock

Record: 173-163-4 (-2.4 units)

Recap:

Winner. I am on fire. I am scorching hot. I am seeing the board so fucking clearly. This one was simple. The Astros were making contact with the ball. They were getting out in the perfect way. It was splendid. He never had it. He never had the pitches needed for this game. I predicted this game perfectly. He ended the fifth inning with three strikeouts. I was never really sweating. He had that first strikeout in the first inning but then he cooled off and it was pacing perfectly after that. I knew he could go long but he still didn’t have enough strikeouts to go long enough to fuck me. The home run pretty much sealed it for me. It was over after that and that is another winner. Another winner in baseball. This is what I do. I produce winners. I keep winning and I don’t plan to stop anytime soon. Give me more. Feed me more.

Lock: Ariel Atkins U14.5 Points 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Did I maybe fuck up and go with the early game? Yes. Did I hate everything else? Yes. Is this the best bet on the board? By far. It’s early but we are taking it. I am stepping away from baseball hot and we are going to the WNBA. It has been a minute but I hated all of the lines in baseball and I loved this prop. The only problem is that it is at lunch so it has to be bet immediately. Ariel hasn’t been hitting this over this season. Washington plays guards pretty well. Ariel also hasn’t been great on one day of rest. It all lines up for an under. An early under but still an under. I need more winners. I need more winners and I am going to find more winners. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U14.5 in 1/L1 vs Washington

U14.5 in 7/L10