Record: 34-30-2 (+0.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fuck me. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. So fucking stupid. 2 quarters with three points. If you told me before the game that you have 2 quarters with three points I’m taking that. I’m taking it every fucking time. I can’t believe this one lost. Fucking joke. These fuckers were terrible at turning the ball over in the right part of the field. These fucking idiots were shit. Specifically, Bryce Young. He was so bad in that second quarter. He absolutely fucked me. Fucked me. I was pretty much dead at half but you know they had to pull me back in the third quarter where the only scored three points. The defenses’ were rolling in the third quarter. I thought I was back in it. I thought I was on it. I thought I was pacing perfectly. I thought the game script was going perfectly. But then everything went to shit in the fourth quarter. Everything went to shit. We couldn’t get any stops and it was a fucking joke. This bet lost due to the fact that these two teams are absolute dog shit and they were going for it whenever they wanted to in the first half because they have nothing to play for. Because these two teams are so fucking shit they’re going to go nowhere this season they can do whatever the fuck they want. So fucking shit. I wanted to win so bad on NFL Sunday and I’m left sitting in shit. Absolute shit. Fucking bullshit man fuck.
Lock: Cubs/Brewers U8.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I’m going back to playoff baseball. Football fucked me yesterday. Baseball has been good to me. So we’re going back to baseball. We’re going Cubs/Brewers U8.5. This is the best bet on the board. I’m going to take an under in the playoffs at 8.5 every fucking time. 8.5 is too big of a line for playoff game. These bullpens have to show up. They have to really use their bullpen. They’re going really use their bullpen. This is going be a lower scoring game. It’s going to be a tighter game after what happened last game. These two teams are not going to hit the ball. They’re gonna be affected by the pitching. They’re not going to score. This line is too high. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Cubs U8.5 in 4/L5
Brewers U8.5 in 4/L6