Record: 162-154-3 (-3.3 units)
Recap:
Winner. What can’t I do? I pick shitters and they play like shit and I pick stars and they play average. I am basketball. He was dying to fuck me. I mean he had two shots in the final minute when the Pacers pulled their starters. I knew it wouldn’t be a fun bet because I knew he was going to do what he did. He was flopping like a pussy and it was terrible. He was getting all of the fucking calls. I mean this fucker got two free throws from a bullshit jump ball foul and a free throw from a technical. I mean it was terrible. He had some easy ass baskets too. Thank fuck for J-Dub. He went off and some other OKC guys also were able to shoot and so he kept passing. It was a sweat late only because of the free throws. I survived the bullshit free throws for a massive win. Fucking massive win. It shows I can win with whoever I want. I am seeing the board perfectly. I need to keep going. I need to go positive.
Lock: Atlanta Dream U77.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I can’t go anywhere else. I need all the ball. We have a lot of WNBA action today but I found the best bet. I love this bet. I love that it is so low and it almost doesn’t make sense which makes perfect sense. I watched this team play Seattle a couple weeks ago and I was not impressed. They played the Storm and only won the game because the Storm played awful defense and let them back into the game in the second half. They aren’t playing the Storm tonight. They are playing the best team in the WNBA. The Liberty are going to handle them. The Liberty are going to bring this mediocre Dream team back down to Earth. They are going to get humbled tonight and this line reflects that. I love the matchups for the Liberty to stuff them. I love this under. Give me another basketball under and another WNBA under. I love it. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U77.5 in 4/L6 vs Liberty