Lunch Break Lock

Record: 157-151-3 (-4.8 units)

Recap:

Winner. Beautiful. Too easy. I love this guy. He is shit and his line is always too high. I really need to add a little counter for every time I bet an under and they make the first basket. I think it would be positive if I bet it every single time. Outside of the very first basket he was shit. He missed a wide open three later on in the first quarter and it was winner after that. All he had was a couple of rebounds fall to him but outside of that he couldn’t do anything. His job is defense and he focused on that the entire game. It was a splendid pick. I really do love this fucker. He has now made me money after fucking me in the first pick. I knew he would make me money in the long run which is why I keep firing at him. I love it. Back to winning and now I need another run.

Lock: Blue Jays/Cardinals NRFI 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are back to baseball. I love this NRFI. I can’t believe this NRFI isn’t wildly juiced. I can actually take it and I love it. This NRFI makes all of the sense. Two of the worst first inning teams in baseball. Both are in the bottom four of the entire league for first inning runs. They also average less in this situation with the Cards at home and Blue Jays on the road. We have two really solid first inning pitchers. I trust Berrios. I trust Pallante. I love this bet. Both teams were cold the day before. It all make sense. I love this pick. A quick and easy six outs. I need this one. Give me another one. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Blue Jays average 0.30 runs in the first inning on the road

Berrios has shutout the first inning in 7/L10

Cardinals average 0.24 runs in the first inning at home

Pallante has shutout the first inning in 9/L10