Lunch Break Lock

Record: 164-157-4 (-4.5 units)

Recap:

Loser. Terrible. Pain. My undefeated streak in the finals comes to an end on the final game. I died with the Haliburton injury. It didn’t have a chance after the injury. He was going to play too many minutes and I was fucked. He wasn’t great to start the game but I still knew it was dead with the injury. The fact he wasn’t great to start makes me think he doesn’t go over if Hali doesn’t get injured. I know he went off in the third quarter but I still think there was a chance if the injury doesn’t happen. It hurts. I wanted a sweep of the finals. We are now in the dead of summer. We ended the NBA season in a very depressing fashion and it’s brutal. It is a terrible way to end it and now we have fuck all to look forward too. Max fucking pain. Fucking shite. I need to fast forward to football. I hate this time of year. I need to stay sharp though and kill the next two months. I am going to catch fire. I am going to end this year positive.

Lock: Shane Smith U15.5 Pitching Outs 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We only have baseball. Baseball and the WNBA for the next two months and maybe some weird shit that I find but that is it. I have to embrace it. I have to kill the next month and a half and become positive. I hated the NRFI’s today so I found something else that I love. We are betting a rookie to not go further than five innings. A rookie going against a team that kills RHPs. All we need is for them to do what they do best and kill righties, that’s it. Get this fuckers count up and kill him early. I am not asking for a lot. Shane Smith this season hasn’t been going over five innings on a consistent basis. This is how you bet baseball. You bet stats straight up. I see a rookie. I see a team killing RHPs. I see a pitcher who doesn’t normally go further than five innings. Simple. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U15.5 in 8/L11

Arizona .809 OPS vs RHP