Lunch Break Lock

Record: 138-133-3 (-3.4 units)

Recap:

Loser. Fuck the Warriors. Pieces of shit. They didn’t play defense. They rolled over at home and let the Rockets kill them. Pathetic. It really was just the third quarter. The other three quarters stayed around the number we needed to win but the third quarter absolutely fucked it. Terrible. The refs decided after the first half to call every single piece of contact a foul. Fucking shite. It was terrible. Fucking terrible. One fucking quarter killed this bet. Unbelievable. I can’t believe the Warriors did not show up on defense at home. Fuck. I am dead inside. I hate this losing shit. I need to turn it around and I need to turn it around quick.

Lock: Avalanche/Stars U5.5 1.5u to win 1.3u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

It is game seven. It is an under. It is as simple as that. These games go under. The nerves of the season on the line make these players play tight defensive hockey. We have seen the history and all of it points to this game going under. A game seven hasn’t gone over this number in a couple of years now and I don’t see that changing today. This is an auto play. I am not thinking about the teams because all that matters is it is a game seven. You simply have to take it. I am not only taking it but I am increasing the units. The history has shown what happens in these hockey games. It is simple. We get it back here and we go. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U5.5 in 7/L7 NHL Game 7

Under in Avs 10/L15 as a favorite