Record: 97-103-5 (-17.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. Depression. Peak depression. I stared at the ceiling for several hours contemplating my life. What did I do to deserve this? I have three bullets left. Three bullets left and if I run out of money then decisions will have to be made. I can’t afford this lifestyle. I have to change if it doesn’t change. Just another dead loser. Second and third quarter absolutely killed it. Everything was going in. Every three was made. Everything was going on. I watched the Lakers game with all of the misses and then watched a game where nobody could miss. I am simply the worst. I am not kidding when I say this is ruining my life. I can’t get a single win. I am losing my mind. It is becoming remarkable how bad I have been. I keep saying sorry and that isn’t even good enough. Fuck.
Lock: Houston -2 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am doing it. I am betting against Kansas on Big Monday. I don’t give a shit that Self is 40-0. He has to lose at some point right? This is it. Houston hasn’t lost three games in a row since 2017 and that stat is way more relevant than this Kansas stat. Houston is the better team. They play better and more complete basketball. Their team also shows up for 40 minutes. Kansas’ best player could potential call out sick after 10 minutes so I like getting the team that actually wants to play basketball. Houston will be up for it on defense. This is going to be a hungry Houston team. They can’t keep dropping games. Did it cross my mind to take the 40-0 stat? Possibly and that’s lazy. They aren’t the better team and I love that I didn’t settle on it. I settled on what makes more sense and who is actually better. Houston. Houston is better and they will stop the streak. Give me this win.
Unbiased Stats:
Houston is 17-2 in L19 as the favorite
Houston is 3-0 in L3 vs Kansas