Lunch Break Lock

Record: 19-26-2 (-9.1 units)

Recap:

Winner. We fucking get there. We get there again with a pitcher. He didn’t go as long as yesterday compared to Johnson but he was just as shaky. He did get there in the end and that is all I can ask for. This is why we do what we do on the weekdays. The pitchers come in and put in work against sleepy bats. This game all but shut the door on the Dbacks playoff hopes and it was wonderful to see. This guy started off shaky with bases loaded and one out. I mean that’s as bad as it can get without giving up a run. Carroll came up and he threw absolute heat and then got a fly our right after. This pretty much summed up every inning as he was shaky but found ways out. He did give up a solo shot but kept the rest clean until the fifth. Top of the order was up and he got one out but then Moreno who already had two hits on him went yard. Honestly, fuck that manager for letting him even go against him and then really fuck him for keeping him in. Perdomo hit a single right after and then finally they fucking pulled him. The real MVP of this is Gibson who got the two outs with ease and we hit. Brilliant. A perfect two days of baseball. It was just what I needed. Let’s just keep going.

Lock: Syracuse/Pitt U52 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Football. We are back to football. Even though I was hitting in baseball I am glad to be back to football. It is THE sport. TNF… well college TNF. I couldn’t go to the NFL. That game is a bit too off for me to get an angle on. Both have good offenses and it’s the new stadium so we don’t have a feel for that as well. Simple, I am staying away. Let’s head to the ACC. Syracuse has a shit offense. They blew out a FBS school but then shit hit the bed last week at home against Cal. They played a west coast team at home and only scored 18. They aren’t doing shit on the road on a short week. Pitt also has a lack-luster offense. They beat their dog shit FBS game but then last week won the game but only scored 12 points and gave up a touchdown. That is the perfect type of team for this under. Short week and we have two below average offenses. This is the play. Let’s hit here in college and keep fucking going. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

U52 in 4/L6 for Syracuse

U52 in 3/L4 for Pitt