Lunch Break Lock

Record: 66-60-4 (+1.2 units)

Recap:

Loser. Fucking bullshit. Another bullshit loss. We lose in overtime because of dog shit. Jalen Hurts blows. How the fuck did he cost me a threepeat? That fucking prick is so shit. 4 INTs. That was the difference and why we lost. This guy was just handing the Chargers points. He was handing them points and yet they still needed overtime. I know I should have gone with just the under and I take full responsibility for that. However, it’s still bullshit. I lost because of Jalen Hurts and I don’t know how to handicap that. I just don’t know what to do about that. It’s shit. It’s absolute shit. A fucking joke of a loss and I am beginning to lose it. I need to turn it around. I can’t go back to the depths of hell and be negative again. I just can’t do it. Fuck I am sorry.

Lock: Illinois/Ohio State U157.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. System. System. System. It’s all about the system. It’s obviously college basketball. One game on the board that fits the system. It’s ranked into unranked. It’s conference play. It’s one team that is at home that is actually pretty good that is going to show up for a ranked opponent. Illinois plays slow. Ohio State plays slow. It’s going to be slow. It’s going to be physical. There is going to be defense. It’s just what happens in these spots. This had to be the pick. It’s been working and it will continue to work. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Illinois’ 7/L7

Under in OSU’s 4/L6

Under in OSU’s 8/L12 as a dog