Record: 69-66-4 (-2.1 units)
Recap:
Winner. That’s why we look to the shitty bowls. The shitty bowls provide shit football which provide winners. Massive fucking win. After two heart breaking losses we are right back on track with this win. It was easy. It is what should be expected out of my picks. We had shit football and shit turnovers. It was sloppy just as I expected. USF was shit and didn’t have an offense. ODU was bang average. They even had a bad hold missed field goal. It went exactly as I thought it would go. It barely broke thirty and it was easy. Easy fucking money. After the past week I know this can’t be it. I need a lot more.
Lock: Puka Nacua U91.5 Receiving Yards 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Fuck this guy. He isn’t hitting 90. The Seahawks are going to be all over him. They are going to put their entire focus on him with Adams out. They can’t let Puka and Stafford beat them. The Seahawks are looking for revenge after getting embarrassed by them a couple of weeks ago. This defense is going to be firing and they will be all over Puka. Puka is going to be focused and ready for this game…. not. This fucker on a short week against a divisional rival who they are tied with for the division decided to go on a live stream and say the dumbest shit with the dumbest people. That’s not all of it. Now his brother was just arrested for stealing a Lakers player car??? Puka’s brain is going to be all over the place today. He is going to be a mess on a short week. I love this spot for this pick. The Seahawks are going to be all over him and his head is going to be a mess. Simple. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U91.5 in 3/4 vs Seahawks
U91.5 in 4/6 on the road this season