Record: 156-157-6 (-19.3 units)
Recap:
Loser. Shit then shit and then more fucking shit. How is this happening again. We are on such bad variance. I mean this one had a lot of goals but only late in the game. The first half was 0-0. How did it end with 5? 5 fucking goals. How? How did that happen? It was such a good first half. It was boring futbol. It was shit offense. It was great defense. Everything flipped on its head in the second half. Everything flipped but we were still winning in the 89th. Bosnia for some reason was chasing when they didn’t have to in this format and it fucked everything up. It fucked up their defense and it allowed the Swiss to destroy them in the second half. Fucking hell. The red card fucked it. I fucked it. Everything fucked it. So fucking dumb.I just want to win this World Cup. Is that too much to ask? Fuck. Once again. I am sorry.
Lock: Paraguay/Turkey U2.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Let’s try this again. Give me the night cap to go under. We saw Paraguay’s attack against the US. It was shit. We saw Turkey’s lack luster offense against a dog shit Australia. Now I know what you are thinking about their defenses but don’t worry. This is the spot where they put an emphasis on defense and they do not get caught out like last time. They have to get points this game. Both need points and both need to play defense. I also think Paraguays defense is a little better than people think just because I think the USA’s offense is so fucking good. So with that we get the under here. We stop fucking around and we get it here. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U2.5 in Paraguay/Turkey in 1/L1