Record: 44-46-4 (-4.7 units)
Recap:
Shite. Fucking shite. I am atrocious. Absolutely atrocious. I have fucked it this weekend. I was getting it back together to enter the weekend and now I have fucked it. I am not close. This one was dead pretty early. Daniels tried to throw the ball away but simply couldn’t. He didn’t have the arm to as he was about to be sacked. The corner made a hell of a catch and it was over just like that. Not fun. Not fun at all. He was so good at protecting the football all season. He was doing a pretty solid job at protecting it to start the game. The pressure and lack of a line got to him and that’s it. Shit pick. I have to stop this fall. This is getting embarrassing. I am a wreck right now. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Bam Knight U51.5 Rush Yards 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. I have to find a winner. I am starting to sink and this is not good. I am sticking with football. I will always fight with football. The Cowboys rushing defense has to show up here. All that was talked about with the Parsons trade was that they needed to be better at defensending the run and this is the spot for them to do it. Brissett is shite. They are going to make Brissett throw. They can’t let the Cardinals run on them. If you lose a game against Jacoby because you allow his team to run then you shouldn’t be an NFL team. Jacoby is backup for a reason and that is because he is shite. Bam Knight was also a backup for a reason and that is because he was also shite. He has been average at best and I think the Dallas run defense finally shows up here. They will load the box. They have to load the box. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U51.5 in 4/5 this season