Lunch Break Lock

Record: 184-173-5 (-2.4 units)

Recap:

Loser. Why do I do this to myself? I am done with the WNBA. I am leaving this sport behind. I am done. It is terrible. I am tired of trying to get myself to believe that this sport is watchable. It isn’t watchable and it isn’t bettable. It is pure shit. I am disappointed in myself for thinking it wasn’t. I am better than this. I don’t even want to mention the same team that has fucked me again and again. These bets are so shit and they are dead from the start. For whatever reason I get shafted with the final minutes of the first quarter every fucking time. I am chasing the rest of the fucking game and I never have a chance. You can’t make up that fourth quarter. It’s almost like his dogshit team should have played like this the entire time. It’s almost like this defense should have played like this the entire time. And the regular under hit too. Done with this shit sport. I need to get these dogshit sports out of the way. I need better action. Fuck.

Lock: Shota Imanaga U17.5 Outs 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Two days left. We only have two days left. Then the sports gambling calendar resets. We get back into the preseason of gambling. I have two days to turn this shit positive. I need a win here and then we double it up on the final day. We have to win here. It starts here. I need this one. I am going with the stats. This line doesn’t make sense. Shota hasn’t consistntly hit this over this season so it doesn’t make sense why this line is so high on the road. He is on the road and he is up against one of the hottest teams in baseball. He also hasn’t pitched well against the Brewers. The Brewers are going to continue to hit the ball and he isn’t going a full six innings. It is as simple as that. We have to win here. I need to win here. I need this one. Please. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U17.5 in 7/L10

U17.5 in 5/L8 on the road this season