Lunch Break Lock

Record: 38-51-2 (-16.1 units)

Recap:

Loser. I trusted the team. I trusted JJ. I just needed to trust Doncic. His points went over but I genuinely hate overs and I can’t do that to myself. I also really just hate regular season NBA. How am I betting on shit and they get out to an easy 20 point lead and then they just lose it. I don’t understand how that is possible. 15 years ago the game would have been wraps and the subs would have been in. Now, it’s just a typical comeback and it is fucking stupid. The Lakers just didn’t have it. Doncic had enough but no one else did. The Warriors had it and fucked me. Doncic was a +9. A plus fucking 9. It is just so fucking sad having that first quarter to look at. At what point is a lead safe in the NBA now? 30 point lead? Like how fucking stupid. So fucking stupid. Fuck. Fucking fuck. Pain. I am sorry.

Lock: Valkyries ML 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

College Football Saturday? Breeders? Halloween? Give me the WNBA. Give me the Game 7. I can’t believe I am doing it but I am. I want the home team on Halloween. I want the team that has taken this series seriously and is at home against the team that doesn’t even have a home court. Honestly, what is scarier of a pick than seeing this entire board and going to the WNBA. I don’t think it gets scarier than that. I am truly in the Halloween spirit. The money is with us. This team is slightly favorited and I will happily take it. I think with the travel and all the shit that has happened this series it is too much for them. They are a joke of a franchise in the WBA. The Valkries take it at home. It is what has to happen and what is deserved to happen. Give me the home team.

Unbiased Stats:

GSV have on 4/L5 at home