Lunch Break Lock

Record: 75-71-4 (-3.3 units)

Recap:

Winner. Easy. Nice and fucking easy. Just another easy bet like yesterday. Everybody wanted a high scoring game and it was never going to happen. Josh Allen was average. The Eagles offense was pretty average. The offenses were average. The defenses were not average. They played really well and were all over both quarterbacks. The weather was perfect for this under too. It was sloppy weather. It was perfect. We could’ve even had overtime and it wouldn’t have mattered. This game barely broke 20 points. I need to win like I have done these past two days for the next month. After a terrible week we then come up with two easy winners and it reminds me that I can win like this. I can find unders. Nice and easy unders. I want more of them.

Lock: Rams/Falcons U50 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Give me the primetime under. Just give me it. It’s that simple. The Rams aren’t going to be up for this game. The 49ers won last night which means all they are playing for is wildcard seeding. That’s it. I don’t see how they can get up for it after yesterday. The Falcons are shit. They don’t have anything to play for however I do think their defense is terrible. They also will hopefully play for some pride on defense at home. I have no faith in Cousins on the other side of the ball and I don’t see how their offense get’s going. I know it’s not related but I also love going with a primetime under right after a primetime game that had a million points. Give me this under. Give me another easy win. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Rams/Falcons U50 in 2/L3

Under in Falcons 12/L18 in December