Record: 2-3-1 (-1.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am out on the HOF Game. I am done. I don’t give a shit that football is back. It’s dog shit. I have made a yearly reminder on my phone to not fall for this bullshit of a game. I am done doing it. They set this fucking total so low every time and I get rinsed. Of course it was a shutout in the first quarter. It’s shit whenever that happens. I knew after that I was opened up to get fucked. It was a disaster second quarter. It was shambolic. I can’t believe I lost my first bet of the football season because of Carson Beck. Carson fucking Beck. 34 points in the second quarter. I got fucked by Beck last season killing my OSU future and the sloth fucker killed my first bet. I lost because of AJ Dillon as well who I can’t believe is in the league and I can’t even believe he is only 28. An absolute shafting. It was fucking terrible. It was such a tease in that first quarter too. I mean it was just teasing me with perfect punts. So fucking stupid. I am out on the preseason. I can’t stand losing on this shit. It’s just dumb. Nobody cares. I quit on that shit. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Astros U1.5 F5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. Beisbol. Back to meaningful games. We have a pitcher I love in this spot. I mean he has gone from one shit franchise to another but I do like him to pitch well here. He has found his form recently too. Robbie is going to get me through 5. My dogshit app wouldn’t give me his earned runs so we are going with a line for the first five. I don’t care about hits and I just need 5 clean innings. 5 innings of pure bliss and no bullshit. I need this win to get me straight after yesterdays bullshit. The Astros are ok. They are in the playoff mix but they aren’t anything special. They are starting a road trip here and I don’t think they will be awake at such a late start time. This is Robbie Ray’s SD debut and he is going to do his job. That is all I am asking for. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U1.5 for Ray in 8/L10