Record: 38-36-3 (-1.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. What do I even say? Never hitting an under on the board. Well, actually I keep fucking myself with having a second choice winner. I keep losing my main play and the one I was also looking at, but don’t take keeps fucking hitting. I should have gone Scotty Miller. Miller was the play. He doesn’t get that many looks for a line too high at 12.5 and I should’ve went to him. Instead, I went to Perine who never had a chance. Perine was too good to start. They gave him the ball too many times. The Steelers rushing defense was atrocious. The Steelers defense was atrocious in general. I was dead in the first half. What I really loved was seeing the announcers keep mentioning how they’ve never seen the Bengals do this on the ground this season. I loved it. Ha. It’s almost like I saw the same thing. The Bengals somehow found their rushing offense and that’s really it. But seriously look at the score. It was slim and I was almost right there. Can’t find a winner again. I’m fucked again. I need to turn around bad. Fuck. I’m sorry.
Lock: Louisville/Miami U51.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. We are going to the biggest game of the day. To say I need to win here would be an understatement. I need to win like I need to breathe. I hate this feeling of losing and losing and losing. It makes me feel like shit. Absolute shit and I take these losses personally. However here we are we again fighting and I have an under. We’re going to the big game. The big game of the day is Louisville/Miami and it’s going under. Both defenses are the best part of both teams. I know we Miami has Carson Beck. However, Miami is only good this year because they actually have a fucking defense. I think Louisville can get some stops against Carson Beck, who is still I think pretty overrated. Miami’s defense has been stellar. They are going to stop Louisville’s offense. Simple case of two defenses showing up in a big spot in a big moment and getting stops. They will get stops today. This will be a lower scoring game. Both teams had two weeks to prepare for this game. They are rested on defense. They’re going to fight on defense. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Louisville’s 4/L6 against ACC Coastal Opponents
Under in Miami’s 6/L9 played on a Friday