Lunch Break Lock

Record: 78-74-4 (-3.6 units)

Recap:

Winner. Easy. Easy fucking win. Back to back easy wins. This one wasn’t even close. It pretty much hit by half. I can’t believe this line was damn near 50 points. I can’t believe that. Do people still really think Purdy is that all that good. That fucker is average at best. When you put them up against the Seahawks defense, one of the best defenses in the league and now the number one seed, they didn’t have a chance to score a lot. The Seahawks offense was just good enough. They had some mistakes. They turned it over on downs at the goal line which was nice. It was perfect. It was all perfect. I really should’ve put more on this. It was clear as day. Both games went under. I should’ve just hammered both.

Lock: Ravens/Steelers U41.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Give me the one game that matters. I looked at the other games, but this is the one that matters. I didn’t want to risk it on these backups who could go off or some teams that were still playing their starters that could go off. So I’m playing it safe. I know both of these teams are gonna be playing competitive football. This line is too bloody high. I don’t get how this goes over 40. We saw the Steelers last week. They’re a shit offense without Metcalf. This ravens offense isn’t good either. Especially with Lamar coming off this injury. It’s gonna be rough. The Steelers just have to crowd the box and stop Derrick Henry. They simply have to. They can’t let Derrick Henry beat them. I trust the ravens defense to show up. I don’t think the Steelers offense is that good. And give me old head, Rogers. Give me an injured Lamar. Give me all of it. Give me this fucking under.

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Ravens at Steelers 5/L5

Under in Ravens 12/L17 in January