Lunch Break Lock

Record: 152-152-6 (-17.9 units)

Recap:

Loser. Shit. Terrible. Fucking atrocious. So fucking bad. Vegas was just so sloppy to start. So fucking sloppy. They had to win this game and to come out like that was atrocious. You knew Carolina was never protecting a 2-0 or 3-1 lead. You knew they would give that up. Vegas and their dumb ass penalties to start the game is what killed it. You can’t have that many mistakes in the first period. 3-1 dead in the first. Second period was just as shit with Carolina blowing the lead like we all knew would happen. That’s that. It’s bad. It isn’t fun. It’s bad. I haven’t been good at all. I have been really fucking bad and this continues that run. Fuckin hell. I am sorry.

Lock: Wembanyama U13.5 1H 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go back to basketball. I need to fight. I can’t give up. I can’t let one dogshit pick kill all the momentum I have had in the finals. This is the pick that turns it back around. I am going back to big game hunting. I want the biggest player to not show up early. It’s Wemby. It had to be Wemby. The Knicks can not afford Wemby to do what he did last game. It simply can’t happen again. KAT has to start off the game all over him. We just need him to be shit in the first half. The Knicks have to take Wemby out of the game. I think that’s the game plan and it is more effective in the first half with fresh legs. They are going to dare the rest of the team to beat them. They will double him to start and he isn’t going off early. This is the series on the line for the Knicks and they can’t allow Wemby to beat them. He barely went over it last game but didn’t get close the first two. We get a repeat first half of Game 1 & 2. Give me the defense. New York show up early. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

U13.5 in 3/L4

Averages 12.4 points this season