Record: 41-38-4 (+0.6 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fucking shite. I am stupid. I am stupid. I am stupid. That’s what happened. I can blame the game all I want but it’s on me. Because I’m fucking stupid. I know not to bet regular season NBA. I still fucking did it. I saw that fucking Heat/Magic matchup and I just fell for the fucking trap. Disgraceful. Absolutely disgraceful. It suckered me in and I just took the fucking bait even though I said not to on Tuesday. It was over in the first quarter. Both team couldn’t miss. That was it. This line was too low to have a quarter like that. it was shit in the fourth quarter too. Again, I can’t blame this game and I can only blame myself. I’m a fucking idiot. Dog shit bet. I keep getting rinsed during the week. I hate the ice and I hate the NBA and I think moving forward, it’s just football. No matter what football. Football should always come first. I don’t know what I was thinking. Fuck. I’m sorry.
Lock: Chargers U24.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Football. Football. Football. Football will always come first. We have Thursday Night Football. Prime time. I love it. I love this pick. The Chargers are depleted everywhere. They could barely score against the Colts last week. Their offensive line is a mess. I actually trust this Vikings defense. I think getting this high of a number against the Chargers is phenomenal. 24 points is a lot of points to work with especially against this really really good Viking defense. The Chargers haven’t really been scoring a lot this season. I don’t see how that changes on a short week against the Vikings. The Vikings played pretty good defense against the Eagles outside of a couple plays. Their defense is still legit. I love this spot. I also think the Vikings are a lot more conservative on offense and don’t give Wentz the opportunity to fuck them. So this makes perfect sense. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Chargers U24.5 in 5/7
Vikings have not allowed more than 24.5 in 5/6