Record: 146-146-6 (-17.3 units)
Recap:
Loser. So fucking unlucky. One fucking pitch. One fucking batter. It is so tragic. I was there. I was right there and I got fucked. The worst part of it is that he was shit and this didn’t hit. None of his unders hit and he was shit. He got shafted in the first inning. I mean absolutely shit on and didn’t have it just like I thought. He somehow lasted until the fifth fucking inning. I mean it hurts because he was shit. He was shit and I knew it. I just got incredibly unlucky. The last pitch of his start was a strikeout that ended me. It was a 2-1 count for Suzuki as well. He just had to strikeout and fuck me. The infuriating part is that I was banking on him having a shit start. He did have a shit start and I wasn’t rewarded for it. There was no way to bet on him having a shit start and bet an under and win. It was terrible. It’s terrible knowing he was shit and he knows he was shit and yet I still didn’t hit. I am trusting my vision and I got incredibly unlucky. I need to keep firing because this should have hit and I was just on the wrong side of a bad beat. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: SGA U30.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am doing it. I am loading up and going big game hunting. I want the flopper. I want the worst player for basketball. I want the guy who is ruining this sport for future generations. Give me this fuckhead SGA. He is the absolute worst. He is a parasite to basketball and he needs to be stopped today. The Spurs are not going to allow him to get to 30. We saw some glimpses of them doubling him in the last game and I am expecting more of it. We also saw all of the outrage with his continued flopping and I think the refs let them play this game. They aren’t going to put him on the line. We are going to get an ethical game of basketball and that means SGA will be limited. Even looking at the stats he only hit this over last game. The league is dying for this to go to seven and they aren’t going to call the flops. I want this fucker to fail and he will. Give me this under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U30.5 in 4/L5
Averaging 26 points in L10