Record: 118-127-6 (-23.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. I’m just so bad. Why do I think I’m good at this? I’m fucking shit. I am so fucking bad. So fucking bad. The Orioles didn’t have it. They never had it. The pitching never had it. The Giant showed up on offense on the East Coast. Their first first game in the eastern time zone and they showed up. I did not think they would show up and they showed up. I would’ve really contemplated offing myself if the under hit but then the Orioles showed up in the eighth and ninth and fucked that too. I mean, I would’ve lost my shit if the under here. Still a bad pick. Terrible. I forgot about weekend baseball. My other lean hit and of course this one fucking didn’t. I’m just absolute dog shit. I am a disgrace to gambling. I can’t win to save my fucking life and it hurts. It really fucking hurts. Fuck. I’m sorry.
Lock: Blaydes/Hokit U2.5 Rounds 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Hockey. Baseball. NBA. It’s all been shit for me. Let’s try some UFC again. I am once again going with the big boys. These heavyweight fucking fights have to have knockouts. You’re telling me I get the big boys under 2.5 rounds. Give me that shit. Give me that all day. I don’t even need to know who’s fighting and I’m taking the fucking heavyweights under 2.5. That’s a joke of a line for heavyweights. I don’t give a fuck if that’s not sharp or if that’s the fucking cheese I really don’t give a fuck. I’m taking that fucking line. These are big boys and one of them is having a fucking mental collapse this entire week. Hokit has lost his mind. Blaydes fights are historically quick. This shit isn’t going the distance and we’re getting an under. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Blaydes U2.5 in 5/L6
Hokit U2.5 in 2/L2