Lunch Break Lock

Record: 86-80-4 (-3.4 units)

Recap:

Loser the Broncos are frauds. We had such a good week in college basketball and now we lose in playoff football. Both games went over so I really didn’t have a chance. I guess I should’ve just bet against the dog shit 49ers. I simply thought the Broncos defense was legit. They are complete frauds. They didn’t force a single fucking punt. A single punt. Josh Allen and James Cook pretty much did whatever they wanted to do. Started off good and then just fell apart to end the half and completely fell apart in the second half. I never had a chance with a fraud of a defense. It was a bad pick by me. We finally lose and end the streak. I have to rebound for tomorrow. Fuck. I’m sorry.

Lock: Texans/Patriots U41 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

As stupid as it sound we are doing the exact same thing we did yesterday. We are picking the match up that I like the most and taking the under. It’s that simple. I don’t know how anybody can score against this Texans defense. Watching the Seattle game I have the same exact feeling for the Texans defense as I did with Seattle’s. Maye may have had the easiest schedule this season and now he faces one of the best defenses in the league and it’s going to cause problems. He didn’t look great in the last week as well. CJ Stroud is now without Nico Collins and that’s gonna cause some problems on their offense. Their offense didn’t look great last year as well. CJ Stroud might not be good in the cold. I think both offenses struggle. We are due for an under in this round of the playoffs. This is it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Houston’s 13/L19

Under in Houston’s 5/L5 on the road