Record: 43-43-4 (-2.6 units)
Recap:
Winner. Lucky fucking winner. I went to a disgusting football and I hit. That’s what matters. Both shitty games went under so it didn’t matter where I went. However if I had the loser and the other one hit, I would’ve lost my fucking shit. Thank fuck that didn’t happen. This game was just 7s across the board. Each team scored seven points in each quarter except one. That’s why this hit. It was consistent and we had a lot of room to work with. All I had to do was pray I didn’t get fucked to end the game. Of course FIU had to make it a sweat with a great punt return to have a chance to win late. I had to pray for Missouri State to end it. These players were shit and it wasn’t easy. All they had to do was protect the football and of course these fuckers couldn’t do that. They almost gave the ball away on the final possession with a really loose fumble. Again, not complaining. They came through with some clutch runs and killed the game in the final possession and that’s what I fucking needed. Back-and-forth is better than a losing streak. We are done with the back-and-forth and now we run. I want it all.
Lock: Miami Dolphins U21.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. Back to the NFL. Greatest league in the world. The Dolphins are shit. McDaniels is just waiting to be fired. I know they looked good against the Falcons. This isn’t the Falcons. This is the desperate Ravens. The Ravens have to win this game. Their defense wasn’t great to start the year. It was actually atrocious however it slowly has turned around. They are going to be all over Tua. Tua is fucking shit. The Dolphins historically play terribly on Thursdays. The Ravens play good. We take the matchup here. The Ravens desperately need to win. Their defense has to show up. The Dolphins are shit. They got lucky last week. McDaniels is shit. Harbaugh is good. That’s it. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Dolphins U21.5 in 3/L3 TNF
Dolphins average 16.5 points in L6 vs Baltimore