Record: 2-4-0 (-2.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. The rookie had it. I got fucked. Terrible pic. What else do I even say? The Reds were atrocious. They were absolute dog shit. Awful. I went with the stats. And they failed me. It wasn’t fun at all. Another fucking bet where I get hammered in the first fucking inning . With such a low line you just can’t have two strikeouts in the first inning and it was so shit. The first batter had strikeout and I knew I was dead. I am just so shit right now. This is not how I wanted to start the year. Terrible. I need to get myself out of this hole and fucking run. I know it’s a long year, but I have to start to turn it around now. I have to get another fucking winner. I miss winning. I hate this feeling. It’s the fucking worst. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Bengals/Eagles U37 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are going back to football. We are going to the preseason. I know it’s still not real football, but it’s still football. I know it killed me to end the year but isn’t killing me this year. I need to win more than ever. There were three games on the board and I picked the best one. We have two teams that we know who they are so there shouldn’t be any surprises. The Eagles sadly won the Super Bowl so they shouldn’t be too motivated to play in the preseason. Looking at how they played in the preseason last season it wasn’t great so there is no reason to change that this year. The Bengals didn’t play great in the preseason last year and they don’t usually play great in the preseason so it’s perfect. It’s the perfect spot. Listen, it’s the preseason so there isn’t that many stats about it but from what I’ve gathered, this was the best bet on the board. 37 points is a lot of points in the preseason. I like this game and I like the number. Give me the under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Bengals averaged 10.3 points last preseason
U37 in Eagles 3/3 preseason games last year