Lunch Break Lock

Record: 185-173-5 (-1.5 units)

Recap:

Winner. A massive win. We are still in it. I am at the finish line. This one wasn’t easy. It was a perfect start. 20+ pitch first inning but after it was pretty bad. We had some shite innings after the first. We weren’t far off the pace but there were some shit innings. that really didn’e help us with some quick outs. The fifth inning was massive. The Brewers got back into and started working counts and hitting the ball. Imanaga was reaching 90 and I was praying after he got the final out he wouldn’t come back in and face Contreras who homered off of him twice already. He was really the MVP of this bet. The score was worrisome though. It was close for a while but then it was blown up in the sixth inning. I thought they might keep him in to start the sixth inning since they had blown it up. I thought they would test him for a batter or two but thank fuck they didn’t. We got it. We got another winner. Massive win. This was the biggest win of the year because it keeps my break even hopes alive. I have to win tomorrow.

Lock: Chargers/Lions U33 1.5u to win 1.5u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We finally have fucking football. It isn’t really real football but who gives a fuck because it’s football. It has been a long and depressing five months. I can’t wait. I am in love with this bet. We have such a low total and I have to take it. It’s the first official football game of the season and this is the last bet of the sports year. I am increasing the bet. I am either ending the year even or I am ending it down three units. Simple as that. I had to increase it because this is it. I can break even on the year. If I am down 3 units or down 2.5 units its all the same. It’s all negative. This is it. The HOF game decides my year. I am fully into this bet. These teams are going to be rusty. They are going to be shit on offense. We are going to get energetic defenses. We are also due for a real shit HOF game. The total is always low and it hasn’t hit recently so we are do for a real, real shit game. I am pumped for this game. Both teams were fucking atrocious last season in the Preseason Week 1. Both teams are pretty much the same this season so it should be the same result. After all of the ups and downs this is it. Give me this fucking under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Lions scored 3 points in Preseason Week 1 2024

Chargers scored 3 points in Preseason Week 1 2025